r/mallninjashit↗
Mall Ninja Shit
"Mall ninja shit" refers to cheap, flashy, and ineffective weapons like gas station knives, pistol crossbows, and movie replicas. These items prioritize style over utility and wouldn't survive actual combat. It also covers gear sold to people who will likely never need it like security guards, "real-life superheroes" etc. If a weapon is more about looking tactical than being functional, it fits. Examples: folding ninja stars, tactical spears, batarangs, and oversized folding knives.
399k subscribers39 posts / mo in Sep 202625 authors / mosince 2013
r/mallninjashit has 399k members (+1.9% over the last 12 months). It gets about 39 posts a month from 25 people. Top topics: Shopping Malls, Sword Quests and Ninja Games & Culture.
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- Shopping Malls0.3%
- Sword Quests0.3%
- Ninja Games & Culture0.3%
- Knife Combat0.3%
- Swords & Combat0.2%
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Most-mentioned brands and sites, last 12 months
- Cold Steel
- Tenor
- eBay
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